Really, I am. I witness strange and bizarre events that few people seem to notice. No, I'm not hallucinating. It is just a talent.
For example, I was driving around, minding my business when
A friend explained that it belonged to the mechanical engineer's union and that they haul out a giant rubber rat in front of businesses that use non-union labor.
That strikes me as a bit... much. If I were a mechanical engineer, I'd rather my union dues go towards something more useful than a giant yellow van and extravagantly annoying protesting methods.