17 January 2010

Dick cardigan

Agent Provocateur is having a sale and yet I still can't afford a sweater with a bunch of wangs on it.

Yes, this is a $200 dick sweater. If I had that kind of money, I'd buy it. I'd wear it to job interviews and the county fair. If anyone asked what was on my cardigan, I'd answer, "Rocket ships. Why? What did you think these were?"

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