Look, I'm really happy about the election and the fact anyone I voted for actually won this time around, but I was a bit jarred by Michelle Obama's dress during the acceptance speech.
Everyone's worried her husband's going to be shot and that dress looks like its splattered with blood. Or she's a black widow spider.
No wait... First Gothic First Lady?
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I have to say -- neither of those scenarios sprang to mind!
I am a person of unusual scenarios. The White House should hire me as one of those people who comes up with every unlikely scenario, like if Canada tried to invade the US or something. Obama's website is taking resumes and online applications, so maybe I have a shot at such a niche position.
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