13 November 2008

Fashion snark : Golden Leggings

Damn it all to Xenu!

Forever21 - Metallic Leggings

I was hoping the two horrible trends from American Apparel - gold leggings AND leggings as pants - would not stray too far their homegrown porn website, but it looks like metallic gold leggings as pants has come to Forever21.

Already there is an epidemic of leggings-as-pants syndrome, particularly around Walmart parking lots. The gold metallic symptom is a sign that this disease is fatal or, at least, should be fatal.

Did I just advocate culling people who wear gold leggings? That's for you to decide.

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