Gilt strangles another model

Gilt.com has done in another poor scarf model:


Jeez. She's being strangled by three heavy scarves. That poor girl is pale due to a lack of oxygen.

This probably isn't good news for Portlando (the company that makes these scarves). I'm associating their product with being dead.

Scarves blow; Neckies rock

Everyone knows that if you want to look fashionable French, wear a scarf.

Well, that fact has just been shattered. Scarves are overdone. Now it's time for the next big thing:


Why the Necky is better than a scarf:

• No "chilly gaps and gaping holes"!
• It is designed to keep you chest and neck warm, unlike scarves!
• It is available in "Designer Leopard"!!!!!
• You can't shut it in a car door (like I frequently do with my hair)
• You can use it cover your face!
• It folds up into it's own pouch and you can put it in your pocket!
• Your kids will never lose it because kids never lose the crap they put in their nasty hobbit pocketses!
• I'm so excited and I just can't hide it!

Citations: Scarves are too hard and you have to be a genius to put one on. Eat that, pashima shawls!

TOO MANY SCARVES

I love Gilt's models. These pretty women make skirts look about three inches shorter than they are in reality. I love the crazy outfits the men are forced into.

Gilt is artistic with the splash images for sales. There's a 1 in 4 chance that I'll click on an image because I can't tell exactly what they are selling. Usually it's because I can't tell if they are selling pants or shoes until I see the product list.

Today I could see clearly that there were some scarves for sale.


You can tell they are selling scarves because this poor model model is being strangled by eight damn scarves at once! Poor woman. She's struggling under the weight of all those scarves. It's like the Gap's new cardigan all over again.