Corgi Tuesday - February 8

Dancing Bags

With an overactive imagination and a short attention span, I have frequently dreamed up inventions that have been made into reality by other people. This includes Your-name-goes-here romance novels and corrugated cardboard. But this takes the cake in things I should have thought up and patented.

Shoulder mounted handbags for dancing.

It seems so obvious! How many times have you been at the club and either (a) witnessed women dancing with a handbag, well, in hand, or (b) been a woman dancing with her purse? A poll among men I know have polled have said dancing with your handbag looks stupid. And by polled, I mean I asked a dude who watches women dance in clubs.

The flesh toned ones I'm less fond of because they look vaguely orthopedic. But the black ones look great, passing as architectural jewelry.

How lovely is that? A purse that is decorative and can hold a condom and your fake ID for getting into clubs!

Sources:

Amalia Mattaör

Highsnobette

Not so well thought out dress

Well-Wrought Dress - Modcloth

The dress claims to be "Well Wrought" but it's hardly well thought out. Haha, get it?! I mean, it's not well thought out unless you planned to have a dress with a cavernous vagina on the front.

Best Christmas or Worst Christmas Eve?

TF2 Christmas

Something about Team Fortress 2 causes artistic bouts of insanity. This has lead to hilarious griefing, program modifications, hilarious comics, absolutely stunning artwork, and more drawn gay pornography that anyone could ever need in a lifetime.

Now, we have Christmas songs with accompanying video.





This madness will never stop until Valve, Garry's Mod, Source Filmaker, and every man between the ages of 14 and 30 are destroyed.

Halloween Creepiness: Grickle's "The Hidden People"

I enjoy a good gorey filmon the occasion. blood and guts can be fun in a trashy, visceral way. But a gorefest is not scary to me.

I ma sensitive to creepiness. That tension in the pit of your stomach. You know something bad is going to happen but you don't know when. The low grade paranoia of something awful happening just around the corer... or around the next corner or the one after that.

And a little cartoon short captures just that exact feeling.

New Week; New Wallpaper - 10-04-10

Bats are Good
By Mindy Weaver, found via Pixelgirl
click image for large - 1600x1200

Happy birthday to me!

Fuck yeah, I'm 24 and I've managed to not die yet! Happy birthday to me! Thankfully I didn't get any creepy phone calls this year.

One up on Heather.

Corgi Tuesday - June 29

It's my birthday this weekend. Therefor it's a birthday themed Corgi Tuesday.