Fashion Math: Sweater shorts?

After a bout of Lake Effect Snow and a very cold New Year's Eve, I've apparently caught a head cold right before I have to go back to substitute teaching. Amazing timing,

Since it is so cold, it's only natural that I feel the need to be extra cozy and layer up on thermal underwear and sweaters and six throw blankets. It's January. Everyone feel like that. However, I feel as if Forever 21 hasn't quite gotten the right idea about sweaters...

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Posh Spice rocking the sweater

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Sweater Shorts

Fashion Math: Wizard did it

If being a warrior princess isn't your bag, you can try a more magical look.

Hautelook: Meghan Fabulous Anya Dress

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I put on my robe and wizard hat.

Goodlookingcorgi: Warrior Duchess

Fashion and math go to together so well.

I was a little girl in the 90's, so I grew up on a lot of angry girl music and Girl Power themed television. Keep in mind: I watched a lot of USA Network and I was a huge nerd. Those two facts explains exactly why my inner 9 year old jumped for joy at a new arrival at Forever21.

Forever21 - Belted Warrior Skirt

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AYAYAYAY!

I don't care if Xena: Warrior Princess was cheesy as hell. As far as my young self was concerned, if it was like a Dragonlance novel in action form, then it was awesome.

Meme + Meme

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Threadless - Three Keyboard Cats Moon shirt

Unicorn, Cupcakes, and Religions Icons

My family is not particularly religious. They are vaguely protestant Christians and occasional show up to church. My peers came from a mixed bag of families, ranging from fanatical Baptists to easy going Methodists and to half hearted Catholics. In the end, my peers had little to no religious education either.

Thankfully art history filled me in on Christians legends, making me at least feel well educated.

Anyway, this t-shirt is the formula for awesome. Unicorn + cupcake + Our Lady of Guadalupe = AWESOME. Math is good for many things.

BME Shop: Unicorns and Cupcakes